Who actually earns on Robinhood Chain, and what you pay for it.

$PONSCLEANGO-WITH-CONDITIONSno audit found

Token immutable, freely sellable at tested sizes, V1 launch position permanently locked. NO-GO if you need the advertised buyback to be enforceable: no Pons contract buys or burns PONS. On-chain protocol take is about 26% of the DefiLlama revenue figure.

$UPCLEANGO-WITH-CONDITIONSaudited: Shieldify

A $5,000 sell computes to about 1.06% below spot and a 293,000 UP sell (1.6% of the 18.0M non-treasury float) to 6.9% below, with 100 executed sells in the last 200k blocks and no owner, pause, blacklist, tax or upgrade path on the token. 88.8% of supply sits in veUP as permanent locks: 200M under 0xdead that cannot be recovered and 200M locked by the project Safe for at least four years after an unlock call, which is why market cap is 3 to 4% of FDV. Conditions: one 2-of-4 Safe with no timelock holds every admin role and 44.7% of voting power, weekly emissions dilute unlocked holders who have no fee claim, and whether the Minter can reassign mint rights is unverified.

$SHROOMCLEANNO-GOno audit found

Token itself carries no privileged authority and the MU payouts reconcile to cash paid to holders. Fails on custody and rights: nothing is locked, the deepest pool is 57% custodied by a third-party LP manager, and the payout proxy is upgradeable through a timelock whose every role is one EOA.

$NUKECLEANNO-GOno audit found

NO-GO if holder revenue must be enforceable or the advertised backing redeemable: all USDG proceeds sit in a 2-of-3 Safe with no holder-callable redemption, mint authority is live for four contracts, and the advertised NNE accumulation has no on-chain trace. GO-WITH-CONDITIONS on sellability and LP custody alone.

$SLVRCLEANGO-WITH-CONDITIONSno audit found

SLVR is sellable at the $5,000 size on the v4 ETH/SLVR pool (about 4% impact, 12% at 1% of supply) and the on-chain staker and buyback ETH reconciles to the DefiLlama revenue line within 1%. Every lever that matters sits behind one EOA with no timelock or multisig: it can grant itself the minter role in one transaction, set the emission rate without an upper bound, register itself as a game, redirect swap-tax ETH, sweep staking surplus, and it or its affiliates hold or control most LP principal. Size any position to a single-key total-loss scenario.

$PAIRCLEANGO-WITH-CONDITIONSno audit found

PAIR is a fixed-supply ERC20 with no owner, no proxy and no external call opcode, and its entire launch supply sits in a Uniswap v4 position whose NFT is held by an ownerless, non-upgradeable locker with no withdrawal function and principal unchanged since the mint. A $5,000 exit quotes about 6% below spot and a real $7,556 sell settled hours before the pin, but 1% of supply clears about 44% below spot, so a position cannot be scaled. The open risks are a single-key upgradeable launchpad changed 25 times in 12 days with no timelock, no audit and no verified source anywhere in scope, and a fee stream that pays the launch signer and the protocol and nothing to holders.

$STONKBROKERAIRDROP + BOTSGO-WITH-CONDITIONSself-reported

The token is a plain immutable ERC20 with no mint, pause, tax, proxy or external call, and a $5,000 lot exits at spot on the canonical v4 pool with recent sell receipts confirming execution. Conditions: one EOA, the launch signer, holds every privileged role in the fee and escrow system and can pause the escrow and NFT AMM, zero the 50% activation burn and reroute fees with no delay; a 1% position faces 16.6% impact; holders have no enforceable claim on any cash flow. The launch LP seed (89% of active liquidity) sits in an unverified single-position escrow whose beneficiary is the launch signer, with no unlock or withdraw selector resolved.